cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

4 days ago on 26 July 2014    via corgisandcorgisandotherstufftoo   originally from cumslayer

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

(Source: ncgh)

4 days ago on 26 July 2014    via corgisandcorgisandotherstufftoo   originally from ncgh

shippingdara3008:

savannanicoleee:

decencybedamned:

So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.

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Oh yes.

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I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.

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Yes.

Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…

What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did

4 days ago on 26 July 2014    via buckycaptainpoop   originally from decencybedamned

pizzapanic:

haile3:

What’s actually at the end of a rainbow.

better than a pot of gold

pizzapanic:

haile3:

What’s actually at the end of a rainbow.

better than a pot of gold

4 days ago on 26 July 2014    via kwonyurri   originally from haile3

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

(Source: courtneyhatesjane)

5 days ago on 25 July 2014    via youhadme-at-hua   originally from courtneyhatesjane

(Source: pinksvoice)

5 days ago on 25 July 2014    via buckycaptainpoop   originally from pinksvoice

derpycats:

This is Kitty’s face at the exact moment he realised he was loving belly rubs so much he’d started to roll head-first off the balcony

derpycats:

This is Kitty’s face at the exact moment he realised he was loving belly rubs so much he’d started to roll head-first off the balcony

5 days ago on 25 July 2014    via derpycats   originally from derpycats
6 days ago on 24 July 2014    via bunnyfood   originally from tastefullyoffensive

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

(Source: facebook.com)

6 days ago on 24 July 2014    via geothebio   originally from thecutestofthecute

Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Jacob Radcliffe! (July 23, 1989)

(Source: danielradcliffedaily)

1 week ago on 23 July 2014    via sooyyoung   originally from danielradcliffedaily